First thing I do when I get my mount
First thing I'm gonna do when I get my mount is pull up to a bar and order a round on the house.
Not because I'm celebrating having completed a long and laborious trek to reach mount-having status.
No.
I'll be celebrating being able to reach the bar without first having to climb up the friggin stools like a monkey-boy.
Flagon of Mead, anybody?
Author's note: Deldodin is a gnome, a rogue living in the realm of SteamWheedle Cartel.
I've decided to post his more coherent writings.
When I find one.
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